D is for Diamond Girl

April's Birthstone is a diamond,

and my mother is a diamond girl.

Not only does she love diamonds,

but she's probably the luckiest person I know.

I keep telling her that it's no fun going gambling with her

because she always wins...

I leave her at a slot machine, come back,

and she hands me a ticket...

Seriously, every time...

Small casino, big casino, Indian casino...

I'm surprised she didn't pull out a loupe...